July 2006 - Posts
I am sure that he just has a naturally high testosterone level on the 17th day of a grand tour. I am going to try and keep this short as I really do have more important business to attend to. I knew this was going to happen. I almost put it in the "kicked
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Morgan Hope Barrett came screaming into the world 7/25/06 at 10:52pm. She (better clear that part up for those not in the know) weighed 7lbs 3ounces, and is 20" tall. Mom and babe are doing great. Morgan did give us a bit of a scare being head down (ie-headed
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Dear The Jan, We would be liking for you to come and riding the Loop of Utah. We are having many mountains for which you can crush to powder between your inhuman thighs, and many large breasted womens for you to enjoy. I know that you have been doing
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Since Smallwood announced their team, I thought I'd put up ours too. Manager: J-Rad Nelson Riders: RB, Sandy, Eckimov, Normie, Jason Sager, and a mystery man to be announced. Seriously, I have had a ton of inquiries for this last spot, and hopefully it'll
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As jaded as I try pretend to be with pro biking, a ride like today's still moves me... Therefore, I present the day I kicked Floyd's ass: http://www.dailypeloton.com/displayarticle.asp?pk=562 On another note, the city of Provo got a grant to provide bikes
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What can you say? It was a hillclimb. I wasn't particularly good or bad or even indifferent. I did get beat by a citizen wearing boardshorts, but I know him and know that he is the manimal, so I didn't go home and cry in my soup or anything. I did, however,
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This just in: The Dash 4 Cash crit results: July 9, 2006 Masters 30+ III/IV [BAR #8 of 9],73 racers 1st Mark-Paul Goesselaar, Cadence ParkPre 2nd Randall Broussard, Kahala/LaGrange 3rd Chris Gagne, Vegas Velo 4th Esteban Chavez, Big Orange Racing 5th
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Noting the lack of comments recently (am I suddenly less interesting??), I pose this question to you, the faithful reader: Am I getting more or less retarded with my salutes with age? cyclingnews.com/photos/?id=2002/may02/sanluisrey/ryan OR truesport.com/Bike/2006/photos/antelope04.html
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JeLo and Bur-zurker 3rd and 7th at first stage of Cascade. On that note, did anyone notice the resemblance between Christian Knees (Milram - in the break the other day) and Louder? Uncanny. Kirsten Kotval WINS 35+ Nat'l. Crit. Titles. Ryan "Turbo" Barrett
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Sunday was the Chalk Creek Road Race and boy did I suck. Upon reviewing it, I didn't race for two weeks in a row before it, which is no good for me. I am the kinda guy who gets the form going really fast (why I usually do best the last stage of a stage
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So my last two rides along the PROvo river trail have involved squirrel tagging. No, that is not prison lingo. I don't know what the story is, but the one I hit yesterday has gone on to his squirrelly reward. One time waaay back when I was a junior a
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Yeah, I am back. I've been too busy to blog the last week. Wait, I hate it when people say stuff like that. Correction: I have chosen to do other thing than blogging for the past week. What with not doing Gate City, I took a rest week and with two weekends
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