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Blogging is so '06. Blog-quitting is this years' blogging.
We have our final team member for TofU
Dear The Jan,
We would be liking for you to come and riding the Loop of Utah.  We are
having many mountains for which you can crush to powder between your inhuman

thighs, and many large breasted womens for you to enjoy.  I know that you
have been doing the crying in the struedel and the crushing of the beer
bottles on your forehead, but we are thinking you could provide us with some

fine resultants.  I understand the T-Mobile is like saying to you "later,
dude", so maybe you could be doing the racing with us.  I am being certain
there will not be the drug testing and you could be scoring some E.

P.S.- Are you being knowing the email for the Basso?

Sincerely,
Sienna Dev't.-Goble Knee Clinic C.T.
Posted: Friday, July 21, 2006 8:29 PM by Ryan Barrett

Comments

The Mop said:

*lol* This is the funniest thing you have ever posted. if basso says yes too.... um do you have 2 slots? I'd dump sandros, for basso. for the conspiracy.
# July 21, 2006 1:39 PM

Ryan Barrett said:

I am being pretty sure that the Sandros will be gone with the agreement of the termscontract with the Basso.  Then agains, I have to been sucking worse than the Sandros so maybe the Turbo will be deserving the August vacation times.
# July 21, 2006 1:47 PM

jrad said:

oh snap!
# July 21, 2006 2:11 PM

Ryan Barrett said:

oooh, the snapping!!
Take that the Sandros.  
# July 22, 2006 1:02 PM
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