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Bike Gamer Loses Cage Match Against Car

PROvo, UT Sept. 13, 2006.

Amateur bike gamer Ryan "Turbo" Barrett of the Sienna Development-Goble Knee Clinic Amateur bike gaming team lost in a steel cage match against a late 90's Chrysler today.  Barrett was out for an early morning bike practice/bike commute (by bike), when challenged by the vehicle.  The match was called when referees took note of the weight difference between the 6'4" 165lb bike gamer and the 2000 lb. plus vehicle.  Said Barrett, "This brings my record to 0-2 against cars... On the bright side, I have yet to be K.O.'d in my many years of bike gaming.  At least not by a car."  Although Barrett protested for a draw, the match was awarded to the car as Barrett was slightly damaged, and the car had not a scratch.

For real kids, keep your head up.  Be smart.  Wear a helmet.  I pity the fool who don't eat my cereal.

It is nice that I can make a joke out of all this, but it could've been really ugly.  I wonder sometimes how it is that things have worked out for me the way they have.  This is definitely one of those time.  I was coming down from Point of the Mtn. on the access road by the 15 and a car turned left right into me.  I was probably going 30 and she was probably going 10, and I hit the brakes and swerved, so I hit her rear bumper and just kinda rolled out of it.  Be careful out there. 

RB

 

Posted: Wednesday, September 13, 2006 5:16 PM by Ryan Barrett

Comments

Ryan Barrett said:

This is posted at the bike game dot com now, along with some photos.  Go there and read it again and again.  And again.
# September 13, 2006 11:30 AM

jrad said:

glad you are alright fool!
# September 13, 2006 12:09 PM

Ryan Barrett said:

Thanks fool.
Oh yeah, before I got hit (or hit the car), I was thinking of what to blog about (yeah, I realize how lame that is).  Anyway, I started thinking of how much I hate coupons.  I mean, if you want to give it to me for less, just sell it for less.  What an incredible waste of time.  And paper.  And you know what's worse?   Mail-in rebates!!  Just give it to me for the price you have listed.
Anyway, I guess if this is the stuff that keeps me up at night, I must have it pretty good.
# September 13, 2006 1:26 PM

Ryan Barrett said:

Umm, yeah, sometimes I respond to myself too much, but I guess that's when I don't have enough to bother with a full blog.  Weird, our power just went off.  Anyway, I have a phone interview today.  They'd probably want me to move out of state, which I don't want to do, but I'll pitch my super sweet ninja working from home skills to them.  I gotta say I am perfect for the job.  Wish me luck.
# September 14, 2006 8:09 AM

Ryan Barrett said:

Looks like I am gonna quit posting new blogs and just reply to this one.  Anyway, the interview was two questions long:
"You know the job will be internal, meaning move to (other state)?  
And you know the pay is mid-upper 20's?"

"Uhhh, no, I was not aware.  That won't work for me, but thanks all the same".
# September 14, 2006 2:50 PM
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