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Harvest Mooned

"One Word Was What You Did To Me"  

Okay,  so we had the big bike meet up in Ogden tonight.  I am up late (for an old man like myself), trying to figure it all out in my head. 

I was pretty pumped for this one as I wanted (and still do) to make up for a pretty-not-so-incredibly-awesome second half of the season.  Plus, I won it back in 2004 when it was Haley's first bike race, so I wanted to pay the same respect to Morgan, but alas it was not to be.

Things started off pretty hot straightaway and that's the way (uh-huh, uh-huh) I like it.  Before I knew what'd happened I was in a break of 5 without trying.  We rolled pretty steady.  It was one of those nights where nothing hurts, so I couldn't believe it when we saw the tail end of the pack.  Absolutely no offense to anyone, but it really seemed easy.  I seem to get 2-3 days like that every year.  Whatever, back to story.  We lap 'em and there's about 20 minutes to go.  Sandy does an awesome job at keeping me safe.  With a lap to go, Hardwood jumps going into the second turn, and then "someone" took the whole field into the curb.  When I got going, Hardwood had 5 bike lengths with half a lap to go.  I went for all I was worth and got beat by half a wheel.   I am not sweating Hardwood, he rode an awesome race as always.  I am trying to avoid "calling anyone out" or starting some retarded biking public feud, and all this is my interpretation and I'm sure others would see it differently, blah, blah, blah.

My whole point is not that I "woulda, coulda, shoulda" won, just that I would've liked to have the chance to try for it in a straight up sprint.

To you: I am not a bitter guy.  At least not as bitter as I like to pretend to be.  I'll get over this.  It cracks me that the first time we met you said to me "You should quit racing... You are dangerous", and now you pull this kinda stuff, but whatever. 

For what it's worth (probably not so much), this just adds to the fire of "Stage 4 Owns You".  I am not going to make any grandiose promises of killing it next year as right now I have no idea what I'll be doing to make a living come January, and taking care of the fam is priority 1.  I will say that when it's cold and shitty out, and I don't wanna go... I'll think of you.  So, thanks.

None of ya'lls can get me down.

Keep fighting Turbo!!

Posted: Sunday, September 24, 2006 5:52 AM by Ryan Barrett

Comments

The Mop said:

Not taking any sides on any "Bike Fued"

Nice post.....

# September 24, 2006 1:31 PM

The Mop said:

that would be "Feud"... damn me....

# September 24, 2006 9:08 PM

sleevie said:

yeah dude.. for sure you was rolling the form that night.. my legs weren't having it... If only you were racing masters in California you'd not only be permitted a grudge, but encouraged to carry one for the next ten years.. always waiting to settle that score.  

There was some poor bike handling skills going on in that sketchfest.  There wasn't a corner out there that needed braking.. nor did that curb need your unexpected company...

# September 24, 2006 11:26 PM

Ryan Barrett said:

So, some people are questioning what motivates the turbo.  It's not all bitterness of wasted opportunites and smack talk on the hillsides.  I always look for a special someone to emulate and use the training methods of during the "off" season.  With the death of Mr. Miyagi and the realization that "Rocky" (not the mayor) may just be on Vitamin S, I have picked out Chuck Norris to be this winters' role model.  I realize everyone has seen this now, but with my recent epiphany, I think it's worth a second viewing:

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

from ChuckNorrisFacts.com

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

# September 25, 2006 9:20 AM

mikeA said:

Saturday was a great race to watch. Good job! So what happened in the finish? You have hinted about it not going your way. It looked like you had the perfect lead out from Harwood?

Mike

# September 26, 2006 6:55 AM

Ryan Barrett said:

Ummm, see the above story??  Basically, Hardwood jumped going into the second turn for his standard long as hell sprint.  "Someone" was on his wheel, and I was behind "someone" (this is getting dumb).  Someone sat up going into the turn and took the bunch out to the outside and stopped, so Heavy D had about 5 lengths on everyone else.  Here's the thing: I should not be whiner, I should've dove underneath "someone" going into the turn, anticipating his crappy move.  I know him well enough to know his tricks.

Again, Hardwood rode a great race and deserved to win.  

# September 26, 2006 7:11 AM
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