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What I Learned in Sunday School...

It turns out you can judge a book by it's cover.

So, I went to church Sunday like a good boy scout.  I go most of the time  because I like it.  If I miss it, I don't feel guilty or think I've done anything wrong.  Anyway, we had a Sunday school teacher who I've never been stoked about any of the lessons she presents.  During yesterday's lesson she asks,

"Can you tell by looking at someone what kind of person they are?" 

In my head, I'm going "ummm, no." 

Her answer,

"Yes, if you have the spririt, you can tell when someone is an evil person".

I didn't argue (and I can't believe no one else said anything either) because I guess I was flabbergasted.  I wonder what she would think if she saw Sleevie walking down the street.  Because I gotta tell ya, he is an incredibly awesome spirit.

It's days like this, I am really glad I didn't bring a "guest" with me because I would be totally embarassed by the holier-than-thou attitude of some people. 

Later we discussed how bathing suits are inappropriate at the beach...Excuse me?  Yes, and a "good mormon girl will cover her eyes" at what others wear on the beach.  And how three year olds should not have their shoulders showing.  Now, I do believe in modesty and you know you don't need to get all "Girls Gone Wild", but I am not a puritan.  The days of prairie dresses are over, unless you're in Colorado City, and it ain't looking that great there either.

Like I said, I enjoy church.  Sometimes to change my beliefs, sometimes to reinforce them, and sometimes to pinpoint exactly what I don't believe.

 

Posted: Monday, September 25, 2006 5:02 PM by Ryan Barrett

Comments

The Mop said:

So, that's what it means when a Mormon exposes their shoulders to me........

I can't come up with an appropriate comment. So....

Keep Fighting Turbo!!!

# September 25, 2006 11:22 AM

sleevie said:

Thanks brother man... Yeah that stuff turns me off all the time...  Some people deserve a Chuck Noris spin kick to the head every time they open their mouths...

# September 25, 2006 6:23 PM

JamisJockey said:

Imagine being a dirty rotten raping and pillaging "Gentile" like me....

If she saw me would she faint in sheer horor at the evil in my soul?

# September 28, 2006 4:52 AM
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