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Straight Outta PROvo...

Blogging is so '06. Blog-quitting is this years' blogging.
Poetry Friday

Straight outta Provo, crazy Mormon named Turbo

From the gang called Sienna Development

After I mow the lawn, I get my race on

Jump the gap and I'm long gone

You're gone too, if you step to me

The blue coats will have to come and get me

Off ya, that's how I'm going off

Like a doctor, I make you turn you head and cough

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That's as far as I got... and it was well over the 4 minute limit. 

Real lyrics here

Posted: Friday, November 17, 2006 3:13 PM by Ryan Barrett

Comments

The Mop said:

Nice!!!!!

# November 17, 2006 9:49 AM

sandros said:

Epic. Have you shown this to sleevie? He might think this is as epic as I do, but then again, he might not remember the days when NWA was actually new and exciting, and oh, so forbidden by one's parents...ahhh, the memories.

# November 17, 2006 1:59 PM

sleevie said:

Definitely falls into the Epic category.  

Seriously Sandros.. NWA.. Gangster Gangster.  "Cause the boys in the hood is always hard.. come talking that shit and we'll pull your card."

Don't kid I know it.  

Of course "Go Ninja Go ninja Go" would have been more of my thing around that time.  Yeah... Vanilla Ice was in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3.  Ever heard what happened with Queen suing his ass for that bass riff dealy?

# November 17, 2006 10:19 PM

Ryan Barrett said:

Obviously Sleevie's lack of TV (and therefore VH1) is showing.  To quote Vanilla Ice:

"There's went 'ding ding ding da-da-ding ding' and our's was 'da ding ding ding da-da-ding ding'- yeah, we sampled it, but there's a difference".

Thanks

# November 20, 2006 8:12 AM
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